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| .:: Thong Bikini - An Argument Against Bare Beach Buttocks |
Yes, I agree – there are many positive aspects
of thong bikinis, but most of those positive aspects vanish immediately
(faster than a string vanishes up a crack) if the “wrong” person is
caught wearing a thong bikini.
So, let us start by stating the positive things about thong bikinis.
The positive aspect for the wearer is that a thong bikini leaves your
cheeks exposed to the sun so that you can get a more even tan. That
is pretty much the only positive aspect about a thong bikini for the
wearer. For the onlooker, the only positive aspect about a thong bikini
is that it can look damn sexy and leaves little to the imagination.
That being said, let us move on to the negative aspects of thong bikinis
– there are definitely many more negative aspects of thong bikinis
than positive ones. First of all, let us discuss if the “wrong” person
decides to wear a thong bikini. Let me apologize in advance for however
insulting I may sound in this next paragraph – I am a grave proponent
of people of all shapes and sizes wearing whatever clothing they want
to feel sexy. That being said…
A thong bikini is not always sexy. Sometimes onlookers want to have
more left to the imagination. If it is a wearer’s first time out in
a thong bikini, there is first of all the problem of bright white
cheeks. Nobody wants to see the fully tan body out on the beach paired
with bright white cheeks no matter how firm they are. Secondly, there
is always the possibility that the wearer has unattractive ass-ets,
so to speak.
I am sorry, but some people should keep their cottage cheese cheeks
inside a regular bathing suit or bikini. And nobody wants to see a
buttocks that are hanging down to mid thigh. Oh, and I am not speaking
solely of women’s behinds – I am also a proponent of men never wearing
thong bikinis either! Nobody needs to see a man’s behind being squeezed
out on either side of a mere piece of string.
And for the wearers of thong bikinis! How can they handle that thin
piece of fabric hugging their most intimate area? Yes, you can get
used to a thong bikini, but can you ever actually enjoy it? And if
it is your first time out on the beach wearing a thong bikini, be
sure to lather up those cheeks with sunblock – you certainly do not
want to have to remain standing for the rest of the week simply because
a sunburn makes it is too painful to sit!
Thong bikinis will remain on the beaches, I know; and congratulations
are in order for anyone who is brave enough to wear one. That being
said, unless you are in Brazil or on a private beach, do not wear
a thong bikini!
Anne Clarke writes numerous articles for websites on gardening, parenting,
fashion, and home decor. Her background includes teaching and gardening.
For more of her articles on bikinis, please visit Brazilian Bikinis
and Swimwear.
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